advil lavigne

thenewborndeity:

Oh ok. Childhood memory unlocked.

When i was a little kid, i had a “4d puzzle” of new york city.

You built the cardboard jigsaw base, then the foam island, and then you had plastic buildings and bridges.

And it had instructions to place the buildings in chronological order, as well as a timeline, hence “4d”.

And i just fucking remembered. In 2001 on the timeline a step was “remove buildings #xx and #xy (World Trade Centers)” with no other explanation.

And as a kid i had no clue what that meant, but looking back on it my puzzle really just told me “alright kid, do a 9/11” and i, age 5, went along with it.

foone:

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I discovered someone being a transphobic dingus using the Death Generator and felt I had to balance the scales a bit

asymm3:

ms-demeanor:

knottahooker:

HEY CALIFORNIA PEOPLE!

HURRICANE ADVICE FROM A FLORIDIAN!

Make sure you’ve got shelf-stable food and water for everyone in the house, including pets. The rule of thumb is a gallon per person per day. Freeze water bottles if you want cold water.

Make sure you have enough meds!

Make sure you have batteries, candles, flashlights, and a manual can opener. 

Make sure your electronics, including backup batteries, are charged. Unplug things you don’t want fried in case of a power surge. 

Don’t tape your windows, it doesn’t help and you’ll just be stuck scrubbing goo off of them later.

Put a mug of frozen water in it in your freezer with a quarter on top of it. If your freezer defrosts, the ice will melt and the quarter will sink and tell you you need to throw things out.

Get everything that’s not nailed to a foundation out of your yard. That dead branch hanging on by a thread? Time to get it down (it was probably time to do that three days ago, but now’s better than never).

Park away from powerlines and trees if you can. Rain makes the ground soft and then trees fall over.

Have an evacuation plan to a shelter. Evacuate if they’re telling you to.

If you start to flood, don’t go in your attic. You’ll get trapped if the water rises too high and you can’t hack through your roof. This happened to a lot of people in Texas and Louisiana. Get ON the roof.

Be safe, be well <3 

What the fuck?

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???? WHAT???

Ngl, “tropical storm in death valley” was not on my 2023 bingo card.

Drainage on our roads is shitty in SoCal, don’t attempt to drive through water deep enough to touch your bumpers and don’t attempt to walk across moving water, water only as deep as your ankles can knock you down and sweep you away.

Predicted wind speeds are similar to strong Santa Anas, so lock things down like you would for that, though keep in mind that yeah the combination of heavy rain and wind leads to more felled trees than just wind.

Take photos of the inside of your home now; flood insurance fucking sucks here and if you’re in a possible flood zone you want as much documentation of your home and belongings as possible in case you need to make a claim.

Freezing water bottles also means you’ve got a lot of ice in your freezer if power goes out, and safe potable water once it thaws, so freeze bottles of water to have something to keep your fridge and freezer cool and store more water regardless of if you want cold water.

fill your bathtub/ large containers/ buckets with water so you can flush the toilet if the power goes out. you can check the water level by popping the top off the tank

don’t walk through any standing/flood waters afterwards. they’re nasty and can hide downed power lines

unless there is an emergency do not drive through floodwaters. your car will stall

garbage-empress:

jonnywaistcoat:

pseudomantis:

pseudomantis:

Scientific fraud is the most baffling thing ever to me like do they think they’re just going to make a huge breakthrough and no one will notice that it’s fake by trying to replicate their results

Yeah actually I just discovered how to turn plastic into gold. Oh you want to know how I did it

Starts running away cutely

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He killed himself right in front of them too.

sinfulpomegranate:

deliberatecontrarian:

cricketcat9:

cozysafechaotic:

ebearcrochet:

strawberryhorrorshow:

My conservative family members seeing me taking up embroidery:

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One week later when I post the finished project:

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I had to reblog this as soon as I stopped laughing

My sister did this. Only her masterpiece that my parents HATE is

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Express yourself through handicrafts 😁

@alldudsnostuds

May I add:

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and my mother’s all-time least favorite that I have hanging in my bathroom:

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charlottan:

gnat groupchat

gnat382726356: hey guys do you wanna go fly around in a cloud at face level tomorrow

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twinkrespecter:

rthko:

Sniff a little pit. Suck a little dick. Get down tonight.

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